The Oriental, Bangkok, Thailand by Matthew Barker

Overlooking the Chao Phya River and blending East and Western massage techniques, with the 21-herb Body Glow treatment, Executive Rescue Pack, Vitality Program all coming highly recommended.

They say: “From its lily-ponds to finely-tuned massages to comfy Thai pyjamas, everything combines to create a haven of tranquillity” (London Evening Standard).

We say: Designer-clad It-spa with the great and the good stepping off the pages of Forbes and Hello! and into the welcoming arms of effortlessly pampering staff. Privacy guaranteed.